Dear cheese and bread I love you,
I give you the best review,
Oh PMDD,
You’re a wanker to me,
But gouda will see me through.

I want to rage and scream,
I want to be quite mean,
But then I take,
A small cheese break.
And the curds do intervene.

And don’t discount the bread,
While bettered with a cheese spread,
Focaccia and wheat,
Ciabatta’s a treat,
It keeps me sane and fed.

And to you, my dearest friend,
I’d like to recommend,
Baguette and feta,
There’s nothing bettah’,
No greater can I commend.

PMDD though utter wanker,
To you I say, ‘see you later!’,
With bread and cheese,
I am now at ease,
You’ll no longer be my dictator.